Hullo to both of the people who read this blog! I haven't posted in a really long time...since the beginning of sophomore year, actually. It is now the summer of my junior year. That's right, I am now officially an upperclassman. Holla!
In an effort to make this post more interesting, i will highlight random words in random colours.
One (or both) of you may ask, what do I intend to do with my newfound power? And so I answer you: I vow now to use my powers for good, to help underclassmen when they are being bullied, to assist in the removal of the heads of freshmen from the insides of the toilet bowls, and to tear down any "Platform 9 3/4" signs that may mysteriously find their way onto the unexplained door-shaped hollow brick wall near the commons. I take a vow of hospitality and of humility as I accept this newfound power.
And now, an IQ test! Which of you believed me? What? Neither of you did? Aww. I thought I could lie well. I guess not. Evil face! As a junior, heaven knows how many people will check into the local psychiatric ward because of me. I wonder if they would name a wing of their building after me if I asked them very nicely? Sigh. A girl can dream.
My house was recently struck by thunder. A few minutes ago, actually. There is an impressive storm meandering it's way over here as we speak. WCCO.com even awarded it the coveted magenta dot on its radar. I hope this means the power will go out. I like it when the power goes out. It gives me an excuse to use my monkey lantern. It looks like this:
I named him Raanan. It means "fresh" in Hebrew. Look at that face. Doesn't it just scream FRESH to you? No? Maybe if I gave him some bling...and a crown! Crowns make everyone look fresh.
Now THAT is fresh. If only they sold monkey-sized flav-a-flav...I would never sleep. Maybe it's better they don't.
On a completely unrelated note, I have recently named my phone. His name is Sebastian. I named him thus due to the picture of a clay owl currently adorning the front of it. He has a space helmet. Also, I lose my phone a lot, so I can now come charging upstairs, waving my arms wildly and demanding to know if anyone has seen Sebastian. It is immensely satisfying, if you do it right.
Tomorrow, I am going to hang out with Ryan again. Yes, Ryan! Hi Ryan! You know what that means...mystery meat and video games! I also might possibly get a bellybutton piercing, or end up in the Bahamas. You never really know with Ryan.
A list of things that have not changed since I posted last time:
- I still do not have my driver's license
- My iPod is still my reason for living
- I am still on Facebook religiously
- I still live and breathe duct tape
- I am still female
- I still have the same number of teeth
- I have still successfully avoided mowing the lawn
Otherwise, my life has been lacking in thrilling-ness. Next post will be more interesting, I promise! Probably because I will be typing it whilst playing keep-the-laptop-away-from-the-Urglurg at her house.
Until next time!
Emmo
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